Fripp Island is home to an amazing variety of birds - including this heron I spotted on an early morning beach walk.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
If it's Friday night, chances are you'll find us at the Club @ Bennie's. Last Friday we went with friends Brenda and Phil and enjoyed the barbecue buffet and danced to the music of our favorite local band, the Stringrays. The next time we go, we'll have the oysters. At six bucks a bucket, how can we afford NOT to???
The outdoor bar at Bennies...
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Southern Humor
Although I was born and raised in the North, I have lived more than half my life south of the Mason-Dixon line and truly feel that I was meant to live out my life in the land of grits and sweet tea. That being said, I adore stereotypical southern jokes and thought I'd share some with you here:
ALABAMA
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
GEORGIA
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
LOUISIANA
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."
MISSISSIPPI
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
NORTH CAROLINA
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
TENNESSEE
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, " 'Bout whut?"
TEXAS
The sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. LOL
ALABAMA
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
GEORGIA
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
LOUISIANA
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."
MISSISSIPPI
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
NORTH CAROLINA
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
TENNESSEE
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, " 'Bout whut?"
TEXAS
The sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. LOL
Spring has sprung!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Weekends should all be this pleasant (and often are!)
Friday night, Jaime and I joined friends Pam and Jim at The Club at Bennie’s Red Barn, a nightspot just up the road from where we live. For an admission fee of $10, one gets to enjoy live music and a barbecue buffet that includes pulled pork, baby back ribs, chicken, catfish, cole slaw and potato salad (drinks are extra, of course). The band this week was the “Stringrays”, a bunch of local “grey hairs” who know their way around the bandstand! Good food, good friends and good music. I even got Jaime to dance a little, although I have no pictures to prove it!
Biking to the St. Simons Chili Cookoff in the village with friends Phil and Brenda on Saturday, we came across several cold, unopened cans of beer in the street. I don’t know how they ended up there, but we scooped them up and put them in my bike basket to take home. About a block later, one of them developed a small hole, and the beer started spraying all over the place. Not wanting to waste the precious liquid, Phil promptly emptied the can. This was approximately 11:30 in the morning. We will not let Phil live this one down, believe me!
Monday, March 2, 2009
Beach erosion on Jekyll Island's St. Andrews Sound
Many trees were uprooted and now rest in the sand (at low tide) and are submerged in the ocean at high tide. Here are some pictures of uprooted – and soon-to-be-uprooted – trees.
We also came across a boat (I think it's a shrimp boat) that has been slowly disappearing into the sand. This is the first time I’d seen it, but Jaime said he saw it three or four years ago when he was fishing in the vicinity. It was not embedded nearly as deep in the sand as it is now. Bear in mind that because we have about a 10-foot difference between high and low tides, the boat is completely underwater at high tide.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Tiny Treasures of St. Simons Island
Although St. Simons abounds with multimillion-dollar homes, I am partial to cozy, little beach cottages - preferably those with a few years on them! I took most of the following pictures last summer on bike rides to the beach and am posting them now to remind me that summer is on the way! By the way, although our home definitely qualifies as "cozy" and "little" (to say nothing of having a "few years on it") , I have not included pictures of it in this gallery because I am not happy with the foundation landscaping. One of these days when I have a little time...... LOL
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Twinky warms her buns
You know it's cold when your cat perches on the hearth of the fireplace. As a matter of fact, Twinky actually spent the entire night indoors - something she's never done before because she is not litterbox-trained (don't ask - it's a looooooooooong story). And she even let me share the couch with her, so we both enjoyed the warmth of the fireplace all night long! At 7 this morning, she let me know that she had to go outdoors, and later, a careful inspection of the house confirmed that there had been no accidents during the night. Yay!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Six more weeks of winter?
Well, it's two days past Groundhog Day, and it appears P. Phil was right about six more weeks of winter. Overnight temperatures are supposed to dip below freezing tonight and tomorrow night, so we'll have to cover our tender vegetation. At least we don't get snow. Yay! And we can still ride our bikes.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
First Full Moon of 2009
Jaime and I had a perfectly wonderful day today. We rode our bikes to the village, had a snack and mimosas on the upper deck of Brogen's restaurant overlooking the ocean, then meandered over to the fishing pier to see if the crabs were running. We ran into our friend Susan who reminded us of the full moon tonight. Because we had our bikes and didn't want to have to ride after dark (we have very poor headlights on them), we thought we'd have to miss out on the moonrise, but lovely Susan offered us a ride home so that we could drive the pickup truck back to haul the bikes home. Perfect! A half hour later, we were back in the village where we picked up the bikes and then headed over to Massengale Beach to watch the moon rise over the ocean. The sky was perfect, and I managed to get a few fairly good pictures. Then we stopped at The Crab Trap for roasted oysters and beer. Now this is what retirement is all about (or SHOULD be)!!!
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